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Yado no Zokuen, Shibai no Rejimeru Da!
Zokuen no Kanata e, saa ikuzo!
Badranaito iya desu.
The title of YouTube is very important for you to watch the video.
It's not just about writing what happened as it is.
It's surprisingly difficult to give a title that makes you want to see it.
However, if you say something more amazing than the fact that you are not good at it,
"Hey, you've been expecting it, but you haven't done it at all," and the viewer will be angry.
So it's very important to take it appropriately.
I think there is a tendency to overdo it in the YouTube industry.
I think it's not good.
I want to say bad things about the YouTube industry and the title industry.
You guys don't take the blame for the YouTube side.
I realized that this word alone is not good.
I think it's just a level of "let's do it."
That's right.
It's a word called "miracle."
The word "miracle" is a bit too great.
I looked up the word "miracle" easily.
Miracle is a phenomenon that transcends human power and natural blessings and becomes a supernatural being of God.
It's not a level that's done with amazing things.
If you look up "miracle happened" in a common title,
if a miracle hasn't happened yet,
we'll change the title.
So we're going to take the same video and change the content to "miracle."
Oh, we're going to change it.
Yes, we're going to change the content of the video.
We're not going to change the title, but we're going to change the content of the video and modify it.
So I asked Ryo to look up the "miracle" video.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to ask you to tell me about it now.
First of all, let's see if it's really a miracle.
We've prepared three groups of people this time, so let's decide who's in charge of it.
In charge of it!
If the one who got it is a miracle,
Oh, that's good. It's a miracle.
You'll say that and you'll be chased.
Please!
1, 2, 3, like that?
I just added 1, 2, 3.
Yes.
Hayamon order.
2, 1!
Which one?
I said 1 first!
That's me.
I said 1 first!
Teacher, we're fighting!
Why? Why did you say 1 first?
Teacher! Kanata-kun is crying!
Teacher! Kanata-kun is crying, too!
I said 1 first!
I said it first!
Teacher! Shibata-kun is calm!
I'm in charge of 3.
Teacher! Shibata-kun is a child!
Then I'm in charge of 3, too.
Kanata-kun is in charge of 3!
Shibata-kun is still a child!
I'm in charge of 3 first!
I'm in charge of 3!
Hurry up and decide!
In charge of 3.
I'll send you the url, so take a look at it first.
I'll send it! Here you go!
Oh! You like it? I see!
Should we start with Shibata-san?
- Can I? - Yes.
Miracles are quite a lot of things, so just looking at them makes you think of anything.
- "Ultra Channel"-san. - Yeah.
"I couldn't go home until I met 100 viewers," and then you met a miracle person.
- Huh?! - A miracle person!
- Oh, so you know a lot about miracles. - Oh, yeah.
- In Christianity, miracles are important. - Oh, yeah, Christianity.
What kind of miracles are there?
Well, if it's a famous one, there's "the end of the sea" and stuff like that.
- That's definitely a miracle, right? - Yeah, that's a miracle.
- No doubt about it. - My favorite miracle is...
It's a little plain, but...
Christianity was really popular with people.
- There were so many people that you could fill a mountain with people. - Wow!
But everyone was hungry.
"I want to eat some food," they said.
One day, a disciple brought some fish and bread.
"Let's all tear it up and open it up," they said.
They tore it up and said, "Please eat the fish you normally eat,"
but everyone ate it.
Are you kidding me?
It's a miracle!
It's a miracle, right?
If you do it normally, it gets smaller.
That's crazy.
Now that you know it's a miracle, please watch it.
Yes.
Oh, it's a miracle from here, right?
Your favorite YouTuber...
One, two...
This is a lie, it's a lie.
Your favorite YouTuber...
One, two...
You guys are good girls!
Can I say it?
Oh!
Originally...
It's really funny because it's funny.
It's "The City's Father".
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle!
So, so, so.
Even though it's in a high position of a hard drive...
It's not something you'd say.
It's dirty, right?
It's like a sea with bad decisions.
I see.
Then, Shibayashi-san, you have to create a miracle in Harajuku.
I'll be in charge of it!
Oh! Thank you!
I wonder what kind of assumption the viewers are having right now.
I think it's a mess.
Let's be a little careful, everyone.
A miracle might be something you can create yourself.
That's right!
- That's one way of thinking of it. - That's a good way of thinking of it.
Now that we're properly insured...
- Is there insurance you can use now? - Where's the insurance?
Is there insurance you can use even after the first one?
That's dangerous!
The second one is me!
- It's Mizutamari Bond. - Yes!
If you ignore all the direction of your face, a miracle will happen!
- You're lying! - You're dangerous!
I can't imagine what will happen!
- I don't know what will happen. - I don't know...
- Let's see. - Okay.
- This one. - Okay.
I'll set it to "Disneyland."
The first one is "Highland."
As the title says, ignore the traffic lights.
Ignore the traffic lights.
This is...
- This is... - This is...
- It's the opposite of "Hollywood." - It's the opposite of "Hollywood."
Ignore the traffic lights and move on.
- Okay. - And then, the last one is...
This one.
Ego Land.
Interesting.
- We're here! - We're at "Neverland."
- Let's go there. - Let's go there.
"We've arrived at "Ego Land."
"We've arrived at "Neverland," aiming for "Disneyland."
- It's so fun here. The weather is nice. - Yes.
We're by the Tama River.
Yes, it's the best river.
Hey!
- "Neverland" is... - Tommy and Kanta are having a hard time.
- They're not having a good time. - No.
- I think it's a good idea. - Yes.
I think it's a good video, but I said it's a miracle.
It's not a miracle!
We didn't have enough miracle power,
so I'd like to show you what a miracle is.
- Okay. I'm a fan of "Fischer's." - Oh, I see.
- I think you're into it, too. - Oh.
- You don't seem like you'd leave anything behind. - No, I'm not!
I'm glad you joined us at a time like this.
This one is... "Mini Disc Golf."
You can't finish it until everyone succeeds consecutively.
- It says "miracle" in the corner. - Oh, in the corner!
- I see. - Ah!
- Not bad. - Not bad.
It's closer than I thought.
- Nice! - Yay!
I'm in the living room now.
- Nice! - Yay!
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- Yay! - Not bad!
You ripped your finger off in the middle and it came off.
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- You did it again! - You're a disc golf entertainer.
- Soccer is disc golf entertainer. - I see.
Don't say "I see" though.
- Yay! - Not bad!
Will a miracle happen?
- Yay! - Not bad!
- I got it! - I got it!
- Yay! - I got it!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I got it! - I got it!
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- Yay! - Yay!
- This looks pretty hard. - It's never ended this fast in the past.
- This is what people say about being close. - It hurts! It hurts!
- It hurts! - What did you think of it?
I calculated the size and distance and placed it correctly, so it's probably a miracle.
This success itself is a miracle.
Miracles are obvious no matter what you think of them.
When you cross the sea, it's not "probably a miracle" or "probably a miracle".
It's not a miracle.
But you put "probably" in the word "miracle".
It's not a miracle!
So if you're going to say it like this, you have to say "probably a miracle" or "probably not a miracle".
- That's too bad. - You're going to hide it under "probably".
- I don't think this is a miracle. - Okay.
- How long has this been going on for? - I want it to last a little longer.
- It's like a miracle even if it's 2000 years old. - That's true.
Next week!
- Please give me a miracle until next week. - What? Next week? A miracle?
- Please give me a miracle until next week. - Coincidence.
Miracles only happen at times like this.
Miracles always happen until the last minute.
- Let's make a miracle with all our hearts! - Yes!
- A miracle has happened! - Wow!
- When did a miracle happen? - Because the title is "miracle".
- Awesome! - Let's start with Susano Fischer's.
- The Fischer's miracle I made originally happened four times in a row. - I see.
- But it was such a miracle, so I made it again and a miracle happened. - Wow!
- Did it happen? - Yes! Then, a miracle!
- Wait a minute. "Shinbuddy" and "Karaage" are already mentioned.
- You didn't have to show your face. - We've been waiting for you for a while.
- Then, this is it. - Yes!
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
- Let's go! - Please.
- It's difficult. - It's difficult.
- Let's go! - It's scary.
- It's like that.
- It's close. - It's quite tight.
- You can't help it. - You can't help it.
- I can't help it. - Oh!
- It's a collection. - It's like this.
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Please watch the video. - Yes.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Good job! - Yes!
- Good job! - Karaage!
- Look! - Connect it!
- "Kenshin Koi". - It's close.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's like that. - It might be like that.
(Motodaka) I did it!
(Motodaka) It's tiring.
(Motodaka) It's hard.
(Motodaka) It's fashionable.
(Konno) It's cool when you do it again.
(Motodaka) If I do it four times in a row, it's a miracle, isn't it?
(Konno) No, it's not.
(Motodaka) Four times in a row!
(Motodaka) If I do it four times in a row, it's a miracle, isn't it?
(Kanta) Oh, I'm sorry. (T투) Yes, definitely.
(Canta) Here you go. (T투) No, we've been through this before, haven't we?
(T투) This time, it's two. (Motodaka) Right.
(T투) Yes! (Motodaka) Ah. (T투) Noway. (Kanta) It's too late.
(Kanta) Cute. (Motodaka) I'm sorry. (Kanta) You are late.
(Kanta) Too early, too. (Motodaka) It's like we haven't done so things sequentially yet. (T투) Well.
(Kontuu) Oh, hello.
(T투) Yes! (Motodaka) Noway! (T투) Great!
[Sakuma's turn]
I want to continue!
The flow!
Ha!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Ah, well, it can't be helped.
It's a pain in the ass.
You know it, don't you?
Huh?
I know it, but...
But...
That's why it's called "miracle".
It's important.
I know.
It's different.
If you knew it, you wouldn't say "miracle"!
But I don't know what it means.
Huh?
[Sakuma's turn]
- Are you serious about this? - I'm serious!
- So you're going to... - Yeah, yeah.
- You're going to go like "shakaaan"! - Yeah, I haven't tried that before.
- You're going to use a spear... - Here I go!
Okay!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- This is crazy! - Huh?!
- Huh?!
- Really?! - Really?!
- It's a bug! - It's a bug!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- On the contrary, it's that big?! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Time's up! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- It's over. - It's over.
- Because of that disaster... - Yeah.
- We're going to hunt again. - Yeah.
- We want to get revenge again. - Yeah, we want to do that.
- It's just... - Yeah.
- The scale is too small for us. - Yeah.
- It's harder than usual. - Yeah, it was a tough one.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Anyway, this is... - Yeah.
- It's over! - Whoa!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It's not like that! - Huh?!
- It's not like a miracle like this! - Huh?!
- It's a tragedy! - A tragedy!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- No one came out!
- It's a tragedy like that. - Whoa!
- This is scary at the end!
- Isn't it scary?
- Three of us jumped and...
- Yeah! - Whoa!
- It's a miracle we're alive! - Yeah!
- Huh?! - Right?!
- It's a miracle, right?! - Yeah, it's a miracle.
- It's a miracle we're alive! - That's why I don't remember dying at that moment!
- It's a miracle we're alive!
No...
Stop it already!
[It's not over until it's over]
Um...
I think we'll have to do it like this like three times.
The editing of that part is amazing.
- Huh? - It's not a palette editing, is it?
- Huh? - That's editing?
- It's editing. - Huh?!
- Fold it neatly... - Yeah.
Make it thin enough for it not to fall apart,
grab it with a transparent string, and throw it towards the green bag...
- Huh?! - For that purpose, we made a green wall.
So we made it work by hitting it against the wall.
- Wow, I didn't know that! - I didn't know that!
- It's amazing you didn't know. - Yeah.
I made a miracle happen, but you didn't let me explain!
In my original video, I talked about what would happen if Mr. Moribond continued to oppose Carnaby.
He went to a famous country and ended up in a mansion called Neverland.
- And I made that into a miracle. - Yeah!
I'm not good with words and I can't speak like Mr. Moribond.
If you have anything you want to say, let me know and I'll watch it till the end.
Anyway, this is the miracle I made!
Boom, boom, hello YouTube!
- Hello, I'm Tetsukin. - Under the bridge.
Today...
I ignored all of Carnaby's instructions!
I'm Tetsukin-san!
That's right!
In order to get to our destination, I know you'll tell me to turn right or left.
But if you tell me that, I'll do the opposite!
You're scary!
You're a bad guy!
This is a video about what would happen if Carnaby continued to oppose Carnaby.
I don't think anything would happen!
This time, I'd like to set our destination to Disneyland.
Let's set it up!
We're in Disneyland.
We've set our destination to Shiba Prefecture's Burayasu City.
Fire!
- Okay, it's done! - Okay!
Ugh, it's close! It's close!
It's close!
Is Carnaby close?
Okay, we're ready!
Let's go!
Transparent highway
"Oka-saki", "Inter", "Sono-saki", "New transparent highway", "Following route"
Follow the actual traffic regulations and drive
What?
"Tonoso", "400m ahead", "Left high school"
What? What? What?
Isn't that fine?
Did you hear that, everyone?
Follow the actual traffic regulations and drive
Navigation went away.
Does that mean...
we can't follow the actual traffic regulations?
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Transparent highway
We have no choice but to ignore everything and drive.
"Oka-saki", "Inter", "Sono-saki", "Inter", "New transparent highway", "Following route"
Okay, let's go!
Oh, a car is coming from the front.
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Oh, oh, oh, let's go!
Bam!
Ah!
It worked!
I pulled a bicycle just now!
But you know, you really shouldn't pull it.
Wow!
What?
"Tonoso", "300m ahead", "Left high school"
Wow, we have no choice but to go right.
We have to go right, but we don't want to.
Oh!
It's a traffic light!
Oh!
It's a traffic light!
Hey, you can't pull a traffic light.
We have no choice but to ignore traffic rules.
We can't pull a traffic light!
You can't do it!
"Kawashima", "Inter", "Sono-saki", "Inter", "New transparent highway"
Run away!
I'm drunk!
You can't do it!
Oh, look! It's a traffic light!
This sound...
No way!
I have to run away! I have to run away!
Will they tell me to stop?
I'll run away!
I have no choice but to go!
80 km/h! 100 km/h! 120 km/h!
I'll go! 140 km/h!
180 km/h!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Wide speed! Wide speed! Is this really wide speed?
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
FELIX and HIKARU will go!
Wow! They're going at such speed!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What? What? What?
What's going on?
Ouch!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What? There are humans here!
You guys are the best!
Wow! This is crazy! It's real!
This is a classic! A classic!
This is a DVD! Wow! It's amazing! It's real!
It's amazing!
Hahaha! You know about me!
Thank you!
I have a special present for you!
It's quite expensive!
Please accept it!
We're friends!
You guys are the best!
Oh, it's him! He's crazy!
But he's cute!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Oh! Where am I?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Oh, no! I lost my mind!
Sir, how did you like it?
Pardon?
How did you like it?
How did I like it?
Yes, I had a review of LX.
I see. Huh?
That's strange.
Um...
What year and month is it now?
Huh? What are you talking about?
It's December 2019 now.
I'm in Thailand!
Wow!
What's up with you?
You've been doing this for months.
I didn't expect this.
It's amazing.
Wow!
We went back to when we bought the car.
And we're YouTubers, so we know how to shoot videos.
But you guys did a great job!
We spent all day making this fire.
If you don't show it to us, we'll be suspected of crime.
You guys did a great job.
First of all, the red signal.
We cut the red signal with tools, but when we fixed the camera, we only cut it out and used the red moment.
I see.
This is how it is when it's not there.
Yes.
This is where we cut it out.
Yes.
It's actually blue.
Yes.
This is where we actually flew.
Yes, that's right.
This is the only one that doesn't fly.
You were looking for a car wash, what happened?
I couldn't find it, so I ran away.
Oh, I see.
I said, "I'm looking for a car like this, can you tell me where you found it?"
You used it a lot, didn't you?
I thought my LX had been stolen.
Also, you can't get a speedometer just by stepping on it.
I was wondering what to do, and this is what happened.
Wow!
I see.
This is what you wanted to happen.
I forced my car body up and stepped on the accelerator.
I see.
That's how you made it.
Wow!
I did a lot of things like that and this is what happened.
Oh, and Lexus.
Lexus.
Lexus said it, didn't it?
This is the same person in charge of it.
Did Lexus do that for you?
I was like, "Oh, my God, I've been setting up something all wrong."
I should have just given you the job like that.
That's how it was.
That was a miracle.
Wow!
That was a miracle.
It was meaningful.
I want you to know that it's just a skit.
You're too good at it.
Next, the next story.
Are you ready, Mr. Namekin?
Yes.
I don't like you watching me.
You're a pain in the ass.
What was the story about?
You can buy a car up to 100 people in Karajuku for 100 dollars.
- And then you woke up, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that miracle was a miracle in itself.
- Yeah. - Okay, let's go!
Here's the miracle I woke up to!
- Hi, I'm Shibayu! - Whee!
So, I'm in Harajuku today!
Today, I'm going to do "Kaerema 100" until I meet 100 viewers.
I'm a little worried about whether I can film it.
Will it be okay?
- Okay, let's do it! - Okay!
- I've met my first viewer! - Okay!
- Hello! - Hello, I'm Shibayu!
- Shibayu? - Yes.
- I'm Shibayu. - Oh, so you're a doppelgänger?
- That's kind of weird, isn't it? - Okay, so I've met my first viewer!
Wow, I didn't know doppelgängers existed.
Excuse me, I'm getting a call.
Oh, hello?
Huh?
The result is...
The big hole's triple electron hits.
What?
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
The answer is...
More than 50 million yen?
Yeah.
It doesn't matter!
I'm getting a call that doesn't matter.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for the wait.
Oh, it's here.
The probability of one in one hundred million yen has been confirmed.
Huh?
What happens if it's one in one hundred million yen?
Oh, it's long.
It's long.
The probability of one in one hundred million yen has been confirmed.
Huh?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
It's been a long time since I've won anything like this.
It's hard for viewers to meet me.
The centrifugal force at the tip is crazy.
The bikini girl is good.
Oh, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I'm from Shibuya.
Shibuya...
I'm from Shibuya.
Mr. Gojo, are you okay?
Oh, really?
I see.
Well, I met you two.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'll do my best.
I ate it.
Oh, okay.
Hi, how are you?
How many people are here today?
One hundred.
You came here with one hundred people?
Yes.
Are you all viewers?
Yes.
One hundred people.
Well, then...
Oh, you've achieved the challenge.
What's your name?
My name is Zeus.
And yours?
Oh, you're Zeus and I'm Koji.
What's your game name?
Game name...
I'm Kami.
Kami?
Oh, Kami...
Oh, Kami's...
Oh, I see.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for listening to me.
Thank you very much.
Did you find me?
What?
I finally found you.
Well...
What?
Who?
I'm dizzy.
All right!
Well...
Since then...
I've been myself in the past.
Then...
Suddenly, I'm dizzy.
And when I wake up...
I'm in a parallel world?
I'm in a parallel world.
I think there's been some kind of paradox.
I think I've come to a different world.
Then, will this happen?
It's annoying.
I didn't get much out of this video.
I'll try to go back to my original world.
So...
I don't think it's funny.
I'm going to end the video.
I've achieved 100 people.
So, please allow me to achieve 100 people.
There's someone.
What?
Who is it?
It was amazing up to this point.
What?
He's the father of Gundam.
Really?
He's the father of Gundam.
So...
We were worried about this.
But, finally...
He's the father of Gundam.
I think we can say it's a miracle.
I've achieved a miracle!
It's amazing.
Everything is amazing.
But, I can't say it's amazing.
I can't say it's amazing.
Everything is amazing.
You and Gundam go well together.
We achieved a miracle...
But, finally...
Dao's...
It was difficult.
But, everything was a miracle.
It was a miracle.
It really was.
We're no longer miracles.
It's not good.
You made a forbidden word, "miracle."
It's not funny.
If you see the word "miracle" in the 10th episode...
Be prepared for it.
Keep it in mind.
I hope you don't get caught.
It's not good.
It happens.
It's hard to handle the word "miracle"
Please be careful.
Bye!